Animal House Cast and Their Epic Animal House Quotes
The Animal house cast had some epic animal house quotes in the movie of the same name. So let’s continue our discussion of great movie quotes.
Let’s start with some of the main cast.
Bluto Quotes – Animal House Cast
John Belushi as Blutarsky (Bluto). Belushi was a comedic genius that left us too soon. He plays Bluto in Animal House and is a key member of the cast. His character drinks and parties hard. He doesn’t spend quite that much time on school.
5) Christ. Seven Years Of College Down The Drain. Might As Well Join The F**King Peace Corps
6. Grab a Brew. It don’t cost nothing.
7) Food Fight!
Eric “Otter” Stratton
Tim Matheson plays Otter and is another main members of the animal house cast. As the ladies man in the group, he has some interesting adventures that lead to some great quotes.
- Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part!
- You fucked up, you trusted us
- Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience.
Dean Wormer – Animal House Cast
1)Mr. Dorfman – 0.2. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Mr. Hoover, president of Delta House – 1.6. Four Cs and an F. A fine example you set. Daniel Simpson Day has no grade point average. All courses incomplete. Mr. Blutarsky – 0.0. Now, I want you to tell Mr. Stratton and Mr. Schoenstein exactly what I’m about to tell you right now.
2) As of this moment, they’re on double secret probation.
3) Put A Sock In It, Boy, Or Else You’ll Be Outta Here Like S*** Through A Goose
4. Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
Dead Horse Sequence – Animal House Cast
Here’s the sequence where the horse dies of an apparent gunshot. This is payback for Neidermeyer being a jerk and takes place in Dean Wormer’s office. The next day they have to use a chainsaw to remove the horse – but I get ahead of myself.
Bluto, D-Day (d day animal house, Bruce McGill), and Flounder (Stephen Furst).
Bluto : Holy shit!
D-Day : There were blanks in that gun!
Flounder : I didn’t even point the gun at him!
Bluto : Holy shit!
[D-Day checks the gun]
D-Day : There WERE blanks in that gun!
Flounder : Maybe he had a heart attack.
Bluto : Holy shit!
So here’s the epic animal house quotes from Animal House that make me chuckle. I hope you enjoyed my list. Did I leave your favorites out! Send me a note & I’ll make sure and update my list.
Ok, one more for the ROTC fans.
Mark Metcalf as Douglas C. Neidermeyer
- You’re all worthless and weak. Now give me 20.
Peter Riegert as Boon
Boon: [to Katy] I want you to fix Pinto up, but it’s got to be a very special girl.
Larry: Look, you don’t have to…
Boon: Now, she should be good-looking, but we’re willing to trade looks for a certain… morally casual attitude.
Katy: You mean you want someone who’ll screw on the first date.
Boon: Well put. You see, Pinto’s never been laid.
Larry: Hey!
Boon: What’d I say?
Flounder: I can’t believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.
Boon: Face it, Kent. You threw up on Dean Wormer.
Hoover: We’re in trouble. I just checked with the guys at the Jewish house and they said that every one of our answers on the Psych test was wrong.
Boon: Every one? [looks at Bluto and D-Day] Those assholes must have stolen the wrong ****ing exam!
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