6 Dirty Quotes and 3 Naughty Quotes
Here’s 6 Dirty Quotes and 3 Naughty Quotes. What is the difference between dirty quotes and naughty quotes. I have no idea. Maybe generational. I’ve never heard anyone under 60 use the term naughty quote.
Anyway, away we go with the first dirty quote. Let’s start with Marilyn Monroe. For those of you who don’t know – look her up . She was the blonde bombshell from the 60’s. Everyone imagined her naked. Well most people anyway. She was always talking about sexy ideas. Maybe that’s why her marriage to baseball legend Jolting Joe Dimagio didn’t work out.
“It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
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My – let’s think about that for a minute or an hour or so.
Next how about Groucho Marx.
“Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.”
Really, that’s what passed for dirty in the 20’s. Different era for sure.
“Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
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Lily Tomlin hits a bit of a different tone. Probably true – but let’s move on.
“We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.”
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Woody Allen on the same topic.
“Having sex is like bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
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“I love nature, I just don’t want to get any of it on me.”
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I love getting my hands dirty in the soil – admin.
That’s it for now. I lost track of the amount of quotes. I’ll post next time when I find some more.
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6 Dirty Quotes and 3 Naughty Quotes