Blazing Saddles Quotes

10 Great Blazing Saddles Quotes with Cleavon Little and Hedley Lamarr

10 Great Blazing Saddles Quotes with Cleavon Little and Hedley Lamarr

Blazing Saddles quotes are easy to write about of you love the movie, like I do. 

One of the best Mel Brooks movies, it features some great actors in the prime of their careers.

Although I don’t mention it in the great quotes, this movie is worth watching because of two Alex Karras scenes. When he punches, and knocks out the horse is the first scene. And, of course no website on Blazing Saddles is complete without mentioning the greatest farting scene in motion picture history.

Cast of Blazing Saddles

Here’s some info on the main cast of Blazing Saddles.

Gene Wilder and Cleavon Little are two of the main good guys in the western spoof movie. While Alex Karras (as Mongo), Mel Brooks, Madeline Kahn, Harvey Korman (as Hedley Lamarr) and John Hilleman round out the all star cast.

Blazing Saddle Quotes

Mongo only pawn in the game of life. – Mongo – played by Alex Karras. I wonder what Mongo would think about star trek, Spock and “the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one”. 

“God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty-dollar whore.” – Taggart – played by Slim Pickens.

“I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh*t-kickers and Methodists.” – Hedley Lamarr – played by Harvey Korman

“Excuse me while I whip this out.” – Bart played by Cleavon Little. Cleavon was simply great in this role. There are several notable scenes and quotes from Cleavon Little as Bart. Here’s another one.

“Watch that “boy” sh*t, redneck! You’re talkin’ to the sheriff of Rock Ridge!”

Here’s a interesting exchange between Bart and Jim the Waco Kid.

  • Bart: Are we awake? .
    Bart: Are we awake?
    Jim the Waco Kid: We’re not sure. Are we…black?
    Jim the Waco Kid: We’re not sure. Are we… black?
    Bart: Yes we are.
    Jim the Waco Kid: Then we’re awake. But we’re very puzzled
    Jim the Waco Kid: Then we’re awake. But we’re very puzzled.
Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Bart: Stampeding cattle.
Buddy Bizarre: That’s not much of a crime.
Bart: Through the Vatican?
Hedley Lamarr: Kinky! sign here
And finally, here a couple of quotes from Lili von Shtupp

“Hello handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show.” – Lili Von Shtupp

“Tell me, ‘Tex ma’am,’ are you in show business? Well then why don’t you get your fwiggin’ feet off the stage!”- Lili Von Shtupp

Blazing Saddle Quotes

Here’s some good information on rental storks.



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